1. You don’t provide clean water every day Think I don't drink from my water dish. Well, if you look closely at it, you wouldn't either. Half the time it has a bunch of unidentified objects floating around, a dead fly rotting on the bottom, and dust and fur floating on the surface. You should really clean it every day and fill it with clean water. I mean, you use a clean cup or glass every time you drink, don’t you! So please give me a bowl of clean water every morning. If you want to make it easier on yourself, buy me a water dispenser because I like drinking from a running water source - it's cleaner!

2. You didn’t clean my rice bowl I also don’t like eating dinner from unwashed dishes. It is a breeding ground for bacteria. If I finish eating crumbly food, would you please clean the bowl before filling it with food? Otherwise I'll end up eating the fluff I've fallen into. If you keep adding water without changing it, things at the bottom will become moldy, not to mention full of bacteria. I really wish my food bowl was elevated off the ground and very shallow to prevent me from eating into fatigue.

3. You are noisy sometimes! My ears are super sensitive. Very quiet sounds can be heard, as well as very high-pitched sounds. When you yell, it hurts my ears. Loud music and TV also get on my nerves, so I'd appreciate it if you could lower the volume before we both go completely deaf. That monster you mop around the house and eat dirt really scares the shit out of me, so can you warn me before it starts making that creepy noise? In fact, I would be happier if you were a lot quieter, especially when I'm asleep.

4. You are a little lazy about housework I don't mind a little mess, in fact I love sleeping on the clutter you leave on the table. And I don’t care if you don’t vacuum, I hate that monster that does. I do have one complaint though, and that's the toilet. I noticed that you like to play with it a lot with a handle. Rinse it off every time you're done playing. Ideally, I'd like you to clean my toilet after every use, but I know it's a daunting task. It would be ideal if you could remove any junk from my toilet as soon as it appears. It would be great if you could empty it, clean it and put in new litter every few days. If you don't, the thing will stink and be colonized by very unwelcome bacteria. For your health and mine. If it gets really bad I might just try to eliminate it and sometimes kick them away, I hope you'll figure it out and accept my approach.

5. You ruin my sleep If I wake you up while you are sleeping, you will be unhappy. Do you want to know one of the reasons why I do this? This is because you have previously had no hesitation in waking me up when I dozed off. I need 15 to 20 hours of sleep a day so I can hunt at night. Without my full sleep allotment, I wouldn't have the energy to patrol the room and wake you up in the early hours of the morning. One cold day, I dreamed that you would buy me a lovely warm bed. If you must wake me up, can you do it gently so as not to scare me? However, I cannot guarantee that I will extend this kind of tenderness to you in the middle of the night, because I find that tenderness does not seem to irritate you, while jumping on your head or putting water on you works every time.

6. You just won’t leave me alone Sometimes I enjoy your attention, but sometimes I just want to be left alone. I try to let you know, but you usually ignore the warnings. I don't mind if you rub my cheeks and chin because then you'll smell like me. I could even handle a kiss on the top of my head. I even like it when you rub my back, but don't rub me the wrong way! But, I'd rather keep your fingers away from my belly and the pads of my feet. When I get enough attention I'll start wagging my tail and then you'll know to stop. If you don't keep your eyes peeled, you may get a minor puncture bite. If I'm not careful, I bite harder and a nail mark or two may appear. Also, if I want to sit on your lap, I know to click on it. When I go up there, you don't have to hold me and throw me there - just tell you.

7. You sometimes laugh at me I don’t want to wear clothes or accessories, okay? You just randomly put them on me so you can post embarrassing photos on social media for your friends to laugh at. I might tolerate a hat, but nothing else - please. Why are you trying to make me look low B? If you want to help someone dress up, buy a doll.

8. You let others annoy me. I love kids, but they can be a little clumsy and annoying. I want you to supervise them around me. They held me wrong under my armpits and it hurt when they pulled on my legs. They chased me, screaming and grabbing my tail. I tried to escape, but they often cornered me, leaving me no choice but to defend myself with teeth and claws. I don't want to hurt anyone, so please take control of the situation and teach the kids how to be kind and considerate around me.

9. You play all day long I hate it when you suddenly leave and leave me alone all day. I don't know if you go hunting or what, but I get bored and anxious when you're not around. I sleep sometimes, but I would be happy to do more while awake. Please buy me a climbing tree, a scratching post and some toys - I'd be very grateful. I especially wanted a great big climbing tree, like this one I found in the Amazon forest. I'm happier when the doors to several rooms are open so I can move around and look out of different windows. When you go home, please pay more attention to me instead of ignoring me and sitting in front of the TV playing with your mobile phone. I really want someone to play with me for a while to make up for the loneliness all day long.

10. Like strange smells Sometimes your scent does smell weird. You picked me up for a hug, and then I had to spend a long time doing laundry trying to get rid of what you rubbed on my hands, neck, and wrists. Can you please stop hugging me after applying it? You sprayed bad smells around my toilet to cover up its smell. If you clean it better, you won't need to do this. You light up the smelly waxy stuff at night - which by the way is bad for my fur, especially when I jump up and don't realize the wax is there. The smell of my burnt fur will make you regret lighting that thing on fire. You also plug things into the wall socket, which releases a pungent smell. Basically, what I'm saying is that I hate those artificial smells. They wreak havoc on my nostrils and make me feel uneasy.